I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm at about main and main street
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
