sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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