What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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