i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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