imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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