You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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