Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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