I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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