I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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