She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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