Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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