Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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