I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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