quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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