Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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