On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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