just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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