So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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