Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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