if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Small penises have feelings too.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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