You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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