I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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