So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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