She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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