well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I need water and some morals
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