Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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