You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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