Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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