Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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