turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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