Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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