But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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