I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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