Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I just want nice things and good sex
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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