The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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