didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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