capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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