im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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