I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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