My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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