TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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