My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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