bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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