yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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