Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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