Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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