so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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