No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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