Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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