hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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