AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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