No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You can't just leave with hair like that
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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