I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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